More TV, Please

“We got into this to stop bad things from happening to good people. Carter’s been doing that her whole life. She’s not just another number...

“I'm not going to a black barbershop, Winston. I've seen the movies. I know how fast they talk. I don't need to seem any less co...

“What do you do when there are no answers? What do you tell people then?” “Sometimes even the answers don’t help. Ultimately, it’s about gi...

“Mr. E. Looks like some little scamp just earned the right to put the Vikings helmet on Baby Jesus!” -Marshall “Symphony of Illumination...

“And my bar mitzvah was an amazing event! The theme was ‘Sports Jams!’” -Schmidt “Bells” was a pleasant enough stand-alone episode of “N...

“You’re committed. You have a good heart. You want to know how things work from the inside out. And I see the same things in Lacey.” - Jo...

“Besides, you said so yourself. You need me.” “I don’t. You’re a glorified babysitter who got way too expensive.” - John and Siobhan Welco...